Ah, yes. 'Twas the first time the network caught me off guard, as the first time Sleepr came around I managed to input my own profile. Alas, it caught me whilst tired and more than willing to put my device down for more rest. What a mistake that was!

[He shrugs, clearly not that bothered.]

But aside from the suggestion that somebody should wipe the smile off my face by punching me... well, it could have been worse, I suppose. Nobody has punched me yet. I consider that a success.

[He wonders how one would go about breaking such a curse placed upon themselves, though...]

Might I have the full story behind your curse? Better that you tell me now than for me to hear it from another source in the future, surely?