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Naoya ([personal profile] crouching_sin) wrote2015-12-18 09:49 pm

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[Today's video finds Naoya sitting and drinking a cup of coffee. He's bundled up in a green sweater, and he looks fairly amused.]

I thought I'd tell you a story today, for those of you who care to listen. This is a story about the Norse gods, and mistletoe. Let me define a fe things before I begin, for those of you who do not know those terms.


Gods are like… very powerful beings. Think of them like very rare, very powerful Pokemon. Gods in most traditions are similar to humans in the sense that they live out their lives, look similar to people, and have relationships. Generally, they're thought to have certain domains of power.

Mistletoe is a plant with white berries that looks similar to this.

[He pauses to lift up a picture that he's drawn to illustrate it.]

There's a tradition to meet under it to kiss people.

'Norse' refers to a people in my world that lived in the far north. Their culture is mostly known these days for being one that was full of warriors and raiders.


Now, on to our story. One day, the queen of the gods, Frigga, had a dream about her son Baldur - the god of light - dying horribly. Baldur had the same dream, and Frigga set out to see that it didn't happen. She traveled all the realms, making each and every object swear that it would never harm Baldur. Every object swore an oath - except for mistletoe, because Frigga thought it too young and unimportant to swear an oath.

The gods heard of all of the oaths sworn, and played a game where they threw things at Baldur and watched them bounce off. However Loki, god of fire and mischief, heard of this, and found out that mistletoe had not sworn that oath. He took mistletoe and made an arrow of it, and handed it to Baldur's brother, the blind god Hod. Hod threw the arrow at Baldur, which killed him.

Frigga went to Hel, the mistress of the dead, and pleaded for her son back. Hel agreed, on the condition that every living thing in the world weep for Baldur. She went to every living thing and begged for them to weep, and all did - except one. That was the giantess Thokk, and because she would not weep, Baldur did not come back to life.

[He takes a sip of his coffee, before speaking again.]

It's unclear whether Thokk was Loki in disguise or not. Certainly, he'd never tell one way or the other, god of mischief that he is. The fact remains that, though many see mistletoe as a symbol of love, it's in fact the reminder of a dead god.

... Though said god did reappear recently, though that's a story for another time.

I hope you all learned something today.

[Aaand the video clicks off.]
callbacks: (wait what)

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[personal profile] callbacks 2015-12-19 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
wait
the dead god came back?
Edited 2015-12-19 13:11 (UTC)
callbacks: (hopy liv tyler)

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[personal profile] callbacks 2015-12-19 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
oh
well that sounds shitty
did anyone win or did something else take place
callbacks: (vogue)

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[personal profile] callbacks 2015-12-19 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
dont we all
what happened after that though
i mean you said the world almost ended so was it ok after all
or did you have to like
rebuild and stuff
callbacks: (im on the phone christ)

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[personal profile] callbacks 2015-12-20 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
whoa ok that is SOME BULLSHIT
the fuck does he want a really boring game of sims???
even my universe with its stupid time fuckery and predestination crap doesnt pull shit like that like we still have choices and shit
mostly
callbacks: (look you cant just)

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[personal profile] callbacks 2015-12-20 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
what even was the benefit of doing the messiah thing that sounds idiotic
scratchitti: (Pondering)

video;

[personal profile] scratchitti 2015-12-20 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
You know, I've always been curious if this story has any relation to why Mistletoe is associated with kissing now.
callbacks: SPOOKSIE (playin video games)

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[personal profile] callbacks 2015-12-20 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
what does it even mean to do gods will anyway
its not like any religions ever been clear on the topic
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[personal profile] scratchitti 2015-12-20 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Makes sense, most stories like this are mish-mashes over time. It's kinda funny to think of how it must look from the outside-in though.
callbacks: (gtfo)

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[personal profile] callbacks 2015-12-20 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
lame
dumb and lame
this is why all religions are such bullshit they dont explain anything and so many of them are wrong
or at least wrong in my universe i guess since theyre real in yours
styxiedust: said "vodka" and then hung up on him (Curious ✿ Apparently I called him)

[personal profile] styxiedust 2015-12-21 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Mistletoe is a parasitic nuisance for trees, they're quite disgusting when you think about it.

[Yep. That's...that's all of Botan's input for that. Of course she'd have that kind of knowledge about things that drain the life and nutrients out of another living thing.]

So I suppose it does make sense that they'd be connected to a deceased god.
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[personal profile] scratchitti 2015-12-21 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
"Just because they're dicks"

I like that. I haven't meant many divine beings but the few I have fit that billing pretty well.
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[personal profile] scratchitti 2015-12-22 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
Just the one. And he's not really a mythical figure. More like a cog in the afterlife machine where I'm from. A big cog. But still very not human and also a huge dick.
styxiedust: at the bar. my birthday is complete (Friend ✿ they're showing aladdin)

[personal profile] styxiedust 2015-12-22 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Pffft--

[Botan it's rude to laugh at gods, but--]

A phone charm. That's like warding off vampires with a ceramic garlic bulb!

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