Cougar - Yes, this is a real, full-sized cougar, and it is now yours. According to the accompanying card, it seems to respond to the name “Murray”. - He's just kind of. Around.
Gun - It’s a stun gun! Perfect for zapping people who bother you, like enemies! There’s only one charge in it, though. - Hidden in his room.
Cat - A very fluffy and beautiful white Persian cat with sky blue eyes. It sheds a lot, is very needy, and somehow manages to randomly sit on your head without explanation. According to the accompanying card, it answers to the name “Elizabeth the 3rd, NOT ELLY”. - Lives in his room. Until she just appears.
Leg - Well, it’s a prosthetic of a leg, from about the knee down. And it’s kind of rusted and broken with the couplings all bent and the nuts and bolts in a pile. Oops. - Nuts and bolts are in his room with his hidden things, the leg is on the shelf.
Headphones - It’s a set of headphones, with a red wire and white loudspeakers. The wiring around the headband is shaped like cat ears. It’s kind of cute! And because you beat Keith's score, you can plug these into any audio jack, no matter how impossible the setup is! - In his room.
Plums? - A small basket of lovely-smelling juicy plums. They actually taste good - heavenly, even. The accompanying card cautions about eating these with more than extreme moderation, but why? It’s too delicious to not just keep eating...
Brooch - It’s a cameo brooch, made of abalone caught in the Mediterranean. Whoever this belongs to must be someone special, indeed. - Returned to Jonathan.
Jelly Beans - Delicious jelly beans. Oh, if only someone would shower them all over you like rain! But alas, you have no one who would do that for you. - Consumed.
Portrait - An impressive medieval-era portrait of a man with kind eyes and light hair. Whoever this belongs to might be very grateful to have it returned to them.
Strange Suit – A strange piece of clothing. It consists of a white shirt, yellow vest, purple belt, yellow bowtie, black-and-white jacket with black trousers, black gloves, purple argyle socks and black lace-up shoes and a black boater hat trimmed in yellow. Who wears this? - Returned to the Baku.
Knife - It’s a knife. While it looks realistic, it’s actually made of some kind of rubbery substance that’s ultimately harmless to humans.
Scarf - It’s a green scarf. It’s old, battered, and incredibly torn-up. Whoever owns this must be very attached to it, to not have replaced it already.
“Bird” - It’s a fluffy, realistic-sized bird sun conure robot. It knows how to do fun tricks, and can speak. It even likes singing...in German for some reason. The accompanying card claims it answers to the name “Schneider”. Ich addiere... und subtrahiere... !
Tab - It’s a can of soda. It’s only one calorie, but has the full-bodied flavor of any regular soda. It’s got sass! (And you can’t believe they still make this!) - Consumed.
Tape - It’s a video game tape. It’s a fighting game that claims to be the true sequel to a much more popular fighting game, about a martial artist that travels the world. Given its abhorrent quality, you really hope that’s not the case.
Inventory
Gun - It’s a stun gun! Perfect for zapping people who bother you, like enemies! There’s only one charge in it, though. - Hidden in his room.
Cat - A very fluffy and beautiful white Persian cat with sky blue eyes. It sheds a lot, is very needy, and somehow manages to randomly sit on your head without explanation. According to the accompanying card, it answers to the name “Elizabeth the 3rd, NOT ELLY”. - Lives in his room. Until she just appears.
Leg - Well, it’s a prosthetic of a leg, from about the knee down. And it’s kind of rusted and broken with the couplings all bent and the nuts and bolts in a pile. Oops. - Nuts and bolts are in his room with his hidden things, the leg is on the shelf.
Headphones - It’s a set of headphones, with a red wire and white loudspeakers. The wiring around the headband is shaped like cat ears. It’s kind of cute! And because you beat Keith's score, you can plug these into any audio jack, no matter how impossible the setup is! - In his room.
Plums? - A small basket of lovely-smelling juicy plums. They actually taste good - heavenly, even. The accompanying card cautions about eating these with more than extreme moderation, but why? It’s too delicious to not just keep eating...
Brooch - It’s a cameo brooch, made of abalone caught in the Mediterranean. Whoever this belongs to must be someone special, indeed. - Returned to Jonathan.
Jelly Beans - Delicious jelly beans. Oh, if only someone would shower them all over you like rain! But alas, you have no one who would do that for you. - Consumed.
Portrait - An impressive medieval-era portrait of a man with kind eyes and light hair. Whoever this belongs to might be very grateful to have it returned to them.
Strange Suit – A strange piece of clothing. It consists of a white shirt, yellow vest, purple belt, yellow bowtie, black-and-white jacket with black trousers, black gloves, purple argyle socks and black lace-up shoes and a black boater hat trimmed in yellow. Who wears this? - Returned to the Baku.
Knife - It’s a knife. While it looks realistic, it’s actually made of some kind of rubbery substance that’s ultimately harmless to humans.
Scarf - It’s a green scarf. It’s old, battered, and incredibly torn-up. Whoever owns this must be very attached to it, to not have replaced it already.
“Bird” - It’s a fluffy, realistic-sized bird sun conure robot. It knows how to do fun tricks, and can speak. It even likes singing...in German for some reason. The accompanying card claims it answers to the name “Schneider”. Ich addiere... und subtrahiere... !
Tab - It’s a can of soda. It’s only one calorie, but has the full-bodied flavor of any regular soda. It’s got sass! (And you can’t believe they still make this!) - Consumed.
Tape - It’s a video game tape. It’s a fighting game that claims to be the true sequel to a much more popular fighting game, about a martial artist that travels the world. Given its abhorrent quality, you really hope that’s not the case.