so in order to avoid a truly janked up chronological paradox the universe sends baby us back in time and scatters us through space such that we go back to late 1995 or spring of 96 in johns case and land in our respective us states and or uncharted pacific islands and our guardians get sent back even further so theyre proper guardian age when we land and thus can take care of us and raise us to be the badass little fuckers we are
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or spring of 96 in johns case
and land in our respective us states and or uncharted pacific islands
and our guardians get sent back even further so theyre proper guardian age when we land and thus can take care of us and raise us to be the badass little fuckers we are