[Video]

[crouching_sin]

[So Naoya just wanted a walk. Just a peaceful walk, nothing to get worked up over.]

[Yeah. Not today. The Pokegear's video clicks on, and shows Naoya currently in a fight with... a Mareep, apparently. There's a small box that seemed to have contained something previously, and by what Naoya is shouting it seems like the Mareep ate it.]

... no respect for the property of others, you horrible animal. I've never liked you!

[A Psychic-type voice floats through the Pokegear, sounding very tired and a little afraid.]

He's been like this all day, and then this Mareep set him off... can someone please come and help us? I can't drag my Trainer back into the city by myself...

[The video clicks off.]

Comments

[Video]

[sneezelikeakitten]

[Dipper is probably nowhere near you, but that doesn't make him less irritated.]

Hey! Don't be mean to the sheep!

[Video]

[crouching_sin]

Dammit Alice, why did you record this -

That sheep ate my dango. Which I made for myself. Greedy little -

[He's cut off by a stick flying at his head, which he ducks.]

Alice!

[Video]

[sneezelikeakitten]

Maybe if you fed it more often, it wouldn't eat your dangos.

[What's a dano?]

[Video]

[crouching_sin]

It's not even mine, it's a wild one. I don't want to keep it.

[Video]

[sneezelikeakitten]

Why not? Mareep are useful! I've got one! And they aren't that bad if you fed them regularly!

[Video]

[crouching_sin]

I hate sheep. I find them detestable.

[Video]

[sneezelikeakitten]

Sheep have wool! That's useful, and it makes them fluffy! How can you hate them?

[Video]

[crouching_sin]

It's a very long story. If it weren't for them, I would not be in the situation I am in.

Video]

[sneezelikeakitten]

You should still be nicer to it. It could electrocute you to death if you're not careful.

[Video]

[callbacks]

Whoa, bro, what did Bo Peep ever do to you?

[Video] [Private]

[crouching_sin]

[He grits his teeth, and slaps a private filter on this right away because with how this day has been going...]

'And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the Lord had respect unto Abel and to his offering, but unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect.'

[Video] [Private]

[callbacks]

...Ohhhhhh. Well, shit.

Look, dude, if it's bothering you, you can stuff it in a Pokéball and send it to me to get it out of your hair, I don't mind. I can reimburse you the cash for the ball.

[Video] [Private]

[crouching_sin]

No, I just wanted it to stop trying to eat my dango. I worked very hard on that dango.

[It's not like he can't get more but it's the principle of the thing!]

[Video] [Private]

[callbacks]

D...ango?

[Please educate this poor American soul.]

[Video] [Private]

[crouching_sin]

... Do you know what mochi is?

[Video] [Private]

[callbacks]

Is it a Pokémon?

[Video] [Private]

[crouching_sin]

No. It's like... imagine if rice was made into a dough, and it's somewhat sticky. That's mochi. Technically dango is made from mochiko, but they're very closely related. It's then rolled into balls and flavored with various things, and generally served on a skewer.

[solas_ion]

...Holy shit, kid. Calm down.

[crouching_sin]

[Excuse you he is not a kid.]

They are vile creatures.

[solas_ion]

It's just a sheep. What's your problem?

[Private]

[crouching_sin]

[Ugh okay. He flips on the filter.]

Abel was a shepherd.

[Private]

[solas_ion]

Okay, so you got some issues with them. I can respect that.

[says cu 'FUCK MURKROW' chulainn]

Just chase it off, don't lecture the poor dumb thing.

[Private]

[crouching_sin]

It ate my dango.

[Private]

[solas_ion]

...Pretty sure you can get more of that somewhere or other.

[Private]

[crouching_sin]

I know, but I made it.

[Stupid sheep, ruining all the good shit.]