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[crouching_sin]

[Naoya today is sporting a lovely bandaged hand, looking somewhat amused. He really does not know what the hell happened, but...]

Maybe we should start categorizing these things that we find. I ran into something that... I think you all might be amused by.

[He attaches a picture, and grins.]

I don't really know what it is, but it looks hysterical. It attacked me, of course, but it was still amazing.

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[unkinder]

I'm not sure which is more alarming: the fact that it has that face, or the fact that it attacked you with that face.

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[crouching_sin]

It was biting a lot of things, honestly. Me, my Scyther, rocks... I have no idea why.

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[unkinder]

Where did it go?

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[crouching_sin]

I'm not sure. It ran off further away from Goldenrod, but I figured I should get this bite looked at.

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[unkinder]

I can see why.

Did you try to catch the thing, or did it just attack you?

[He's not sure why you'd want it, aside from the fact that it looks weird, but.]

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[captainash]

Your valiant opponent looks very... impressive.

[Ash has a cut on his left cheek, but other than that he looks more amused than damaged.]

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[crouching_sin]

Indeed. What did you have the misfortune of encountering?

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[captainash]

It was... I have trouble describing it. It was like a small Metagross grabbed a giant Caterpie, skinned it, and used it as a disguise by welding it to its flesh. Not the prettiest of sights.

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[crouching_sin]

Eugh. That sounds... disgusting. Though it seems like something that could be driven off with a liberal application of fire.

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[captainash]

Funny you should say that. Dark Hound is a firm believer of purification by fire, especially when the creature to be purified has already gotten in a good hit or two.

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[solas_ion]

Well that's just the cutest damn unholy amalgamation I've ever seen.

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[crouching_sin]

Hence why I took the picture. It's better than some of the others I've seen.

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[solas_ion]

What'd it even do? Doesn't exactly look out for blood.

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[crouching_sin]

It bites, apparently.

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[solas_ion]

...Did...did it even have teeth?

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[ladywithnovoice]

Glad you're finding some amusement out of this.

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[crouching_sin]

You have to find some humor in life.

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[ladywithnovoice]

Even when you're hurt?

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[crouching_sin]

Why not?

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[ladywithnovoice]

Did you get treated for your injury?

[islandshore]

[Riku covers his mouth, snickering.]

...Okay, on one hand, at least it looks mostly like a Gengar. On the other hand, it looks a bit too happy.

[crouching_sin]

Agreed. And while Gengar usually have smiles on their faces from what I've seen, it's not like... that.

[islandshore]

Nah. Their smiles are the kind you'd expect in nightmares, with their glowing red eyes and their sick laughter. The Pokédex info on them's... pretty dark, honestly.

[crouching_sin]

Oh, I know. I've got a Gastly, and I looked up the information on it first before I got one.

[islandshore]

Good move. Still can't vouch for how much of it is true, but I'm hoping yours doesn't go around licking people at random.

That's... kinda a thing with Phantom.