john thats my friend he went up to the veil which is the fancy name for a bunch of meteors hanging out outside where our personal planets were there was a space lab up there and like a total doofus falling ass first into some important plot heavy shit he just put on a science coat and pushed buttons like there was no tomorrow which i guess in a pretty literal way there wasnt anyway pushing the buttons allowed him to obtain paradox slime imprints of our guardians which the machine then analyzed to create baby versions of said guardians then john pressed another button which mixed the slime heterowise and those mixtures made me and rose and then john and jade the same john whose pushing the buttons i mean except babies everything is babies
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[Private Text] 1/why did you do this to yourself
thats my friend
he went up to the veil which is the fancy name for a bunch of meteors hanging out outside where our personal planets were
there was a space lab up there and like a total doofus falling ass first into some important plot heavy shit he just put on a science coat and pushed buttons like there was no tomorrow
which i guess in a pretty literal way there wasnt
anyway pushing the buttons allowed him to obtain paradox slime imprints of our guardians which the machine then analyzed to create baby versions of said guardians
then john pressed another button which mixed the slime heterowise and those mixtures made me and rose and then john and jade
the same john whose pushing the buttons i mean except babies
everything is babies