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[belheir]

I don't think you could "eat the whole thing", honestly.

[But he's quick to help steady Naoya as he needs, because he can't help but fussing. This is his fault, at least marginally. Entirely, even.]

But I'm willing to let you, if you think it's possible.

[Especially since he just wants to help...]

[crouching_sin]

[He nods and steadies himself on his feet, reaching out and grabbing Kazuya's hand. There's a slight sting on Kazuya's end and then Naoya lets the hand go, straightening up a bit.]

[... It's probably not enough to really even make a dent in the other's energy.]

There. ... Now... what to do...

[He reaches into his pocket and pulls out his phone, glancing at it. He can't really send anything, but...]

Should probably figure out a way to reliably charge this.

[belheir]

[Actually, the sting just has him more curious than anything. It's more like he was zapped by static electricity than anything else, and he isn't even really aware that Naoya did anything to him other than grab his hand which may or may not have just zapped him.]

Maybe we could get a handheld charger somewhere?

[But he is watching, very keenly to see if Naoya unlocks his phone in front of him without thinking.

He wants that password, dammit.]

[crouching_sin]

Maybe...

[He sees you staring, Kazuya. The phone goes back into the pocket.]

Given that this is a dream world, I'd be surprised if you couldn't get anything you wanted somehow. ... Though there are this bauble things that I've found. I'm not sure what to do with them. I think someone said something about a wishing well?

[belheir]

Baubles?

[... Like the things they put on christmas trees?]

Actually scratch that, a wishing well? That'd make it so much easier to get a handcrank charger. Though maybe if Atsuro ends up here we can just use the one he got.

[There's no way he wouldn't arrive with it. Kazuya would very much bet his life on that.]

[crouching_sin]

Heh. If he did, I'm sure there would be some interesting conversations to be had.

I also have a few things I'd like to get, like my laptop. Much easier to hide my notes from you there.

[Is he joking? Maybe. Maybe not. It's both.]

[belheir]

No kidding.

[But also, that's his bestie. Kazuya can't imagine a world where Atsuro wouldn't have stuck by his side, so he feels like he's got at least that going for him.]

You're not allowed to hide your notes from me.

[He says, petulantly.]

[crouching_sin]

... I know you wanted into my phone, but trust me - you don't. There are certain things on there that you don't want to see.

[Less of that on his laptop, but more technical shit.]

[belheir]

No, I definitely want to see.

[ He nudges against Naoya playfully. ]

I want to know all about the weird shit my big bro thinks he needs to hide from me.

[crouching_sin]

And here I thought you weren't interested in dick pics. My little brother's growing up.

[belheir]

...

[ His expression drops immediately, and he makes a face at that. ]

There's no way you of all people is sending dick pics.

[ Please he CANNOT HANDLE that information. But also that makes him incredibly less likely to root through his phone now... he doesn't want to see Naoya's dick, thanks. ]

[crouching_sin]

I might be.

... But a lot of it is Loki's dick because he's a menace.

[... It's not a bad dick though.]

[belheir]

Disgusting.

[ But also why the hell is Loki sending Naoya dick pics. A menace is true, but does that imply that maybe his cousin had fooled around with Loki....


Nope. Okay. Not even going to think about that, and Kazuya makes a loud gagging noise thats mostly for show, but also a little real. ]

Get better taste.

[crouching_sin]

I didn't ask him for them, for the record. Like I said, he's a menace.

But a menace I've known for quite a long time.

[belheir]

Yeah but you're basically admitting you didn't just delete them when they came in.

[ unsolicited Loki dick pics. Kazuya cannot think of a worse fate, honestly. ]

[crouching_sin]

[He just shrugs. No, he didn't. Whatcha gonna do, Kazuya?]

In any case, most of the rest of my phone is boring. A lot of work emails and texts.

[belheir]

[ Be incredibly grossed out, tbh. ]

Yeah but I wanna go through them. And delete your message history with Loki, since apparently you're not strong enough to do it.

[crouching_sin]

[He wants to say 'you'll understand when you're older' but Kazuya can't be older. Shit.]

One day you'll understand. Or you won't, which is fine too.

[belheir]

[ yeah you really fucked Kazuya up, didn't you, Naoya? He's going to forever be a moody teen. Perfect King material, honestly. ]

There's nothing to understand other than the fact you need better taste. You know he tried to kill me, right?

[crouching_sin]

Mhm - wait, in your timeline as well?

[To be fair he's pretty sure Loki was just playing around in his timeline... though Loki playing around does sometimes result in death.]

[belheir]

Yes, in my timeline.

[ It was Very Rude! ]

Get better taste than someone who wants me dead because he thinks its funny.

[crouching_sin]

He tried to kill me too, you know. When we first met.

[Damn... has it been over a thousand years? Huh.]

Said he wanted to see if it still worked if a demon killed me.

[belheir]

Obviously it didn't work.

[ Of course Naoya wouldn't take him seriously that someone tried to kill him. But also, to be fair, it'd happened after he'd been crowned King. But also before he'd actually awakened.

Which, also according to Naoya, would have been the last time he could have actually died. ]

[crouching_sin]

Obviously. In any case it seems he failed on both tries, so who's the one laughing now?

[belheir]

Me, but also you still shouldn't keep what he sent you. That's weird as hell.