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[crouching_sin]

[He just shrugs. No, he didn't. Whatcha gonna do, Kazuya?]

In any case, most of the rest of my phone is boring. A lot of work emails and texts.

[belheir]

[ Be incredibly grossed out, tbh. ]

Yeah but I wanna go through them. And delete your message history with Loki, since apparently you're not strong enough to do it.

[crouching_sin]

[He wants to say 'you'll understand when you're older' but Kazuya can't be older. Shit.]

One day you'll understand. Or you won't, which is fine too.

[belheir]

[ yeah you really fucked Kazuya up, didn't you, Naoya? He's going to forever be a moody teen. Perfect King material, honestly. ]

There's nothing to understand other than the fact you need better taste. You know he tried to kill me, right?

[crouching_sin]

Mhm - wait, in your timeline as well?

[To be fair he's pretty sure Loki was just playing around in his timeline... though Loki playing around does sometimes result in death.]

[belheir]

Yes, in my timeline.

[ It was Very Rude! ]

Get better taste than someone who wants me dead because he thinks its funny.

[crouching_sin]

He tried to kill me too, you know. When we first met.

[Damn... has it been over a thousand years? Huh.]

Said he wanted to see if it still worked if a demon killed me.

[belheir]

Obviously it didn't work.

[ Of course Naoya wouldn't take him seriously that someone tried to kill him. But also, to be fair, it'd happened after he'd been crowned King. But also before he'd actually awakened.

Which, also according to Naoya, would have been the last time he could have actually died. ]

[crouching_sin]

Obviously. In any case it seems he failed on both tries, so who's the one laughing now?

[belheir]

Me, but also you still shouldn't keep what he sent you. That's weird as hell.

[crouching_sin]

... It's a good dick. Shapeshifters have an advantage.

[belheir]

[Whatever Kazuya had left of a soul just. Immediately leaves his body. He can feel it going. Goodbye.]

Ew? Ew. I do not need to hear about his dick. At all. I didn't ask. I especially do not need to know about the fact he can shapeshift said dick, thanks.

[crouching_sin]

You told me not to hide things anymore. Word things more carefully next time.

[He just laughs and nudges Kazuya in the shoulder.]

[belheir]

You know what I meant! This isn't it!

[ But he takes that nudge in stride, and pushes back firmly, but not hard. ]

You're such a jerk.

[crouching_sin]

Yes, I am. And you want me that way.

... Honestly that's probably how you turned out to be the way you are, given how much time we spent together.

[belheir]

[GET SHOVED AGAIN.]

I'm way less of a jerk than you.

[crouching_sin]

[Oh no, a shove.]

But you're still a brat.

[belheir]

[Yeah, Naoya. How does it feel, knowing your brother can't kick your ass anymore.]

How am I the brat when you're the one being weird!

[crouching_sin]

I know I'm weird. You're the one who's getting up in arms about it.

[belheir]

Yeah, well. Talking about dick pics isn't exactly normal sibling behaviour. You brought it up, and now you have to deal with the consequences of that. Which is me calling you a huge weirdo.

[He's shoving him again, mostly because he can't throttle him.]

[crouching_sin]

Uh huh. It's not that weird, but whatever.

[He rolls his eyes and yawns.]

I'm... still tired, though.

[belheir]

[ That immediately takes his attention off of calling Naoya a weirdo, and he straightens up a little. ]

Do you need more magic?

[ Hes got so much, when he's not being incredibly wasteful with it. ]

[crouching_sin]

... I do, though I'm not sure if I can draw from you.

[Maybe a nap? He curls up a little against Kazuya. Mm... sleepy.]

[belheir]

You can try if you want. I don't mind.

[ But also, he can easily keep Naoya upright against him, so it's not the worst situation. ]

Unless you'd rather just go to bed. Not like your sleep schedule matters anymore.

[crouching_sin]

Sleep.

[Yes. That's the answer you're getting, Kazuya. ... He's also a little nervous to try to tap into all of that power.]

... Mm. You too.

[Naptime.]