[Video]/[Action for Goldenrod]

[crouching_sin]

[The video opens on a young boy, maybe twelve or so, digging in the dirt in a park in Goldenrod. He's got on loose pants but no shirt, and his skin is tanned. He's also got messy brown hair, like he's never heard of a hairbrush.]

[He hasn't, they weren't invented yet.]

[He seems intent on what he's doing, other than muttering slightly.]

The ground here is strange... where are my tools? Mother... Father... Abel...

[The camera turns, revealing a very concerned-looking Gardevoir.]

He's been like this all morning. I... I'm fairly sure this is my trainer, but he looks very different. He doesn't recognize me, and it was hard enough to convince him I wasn't a 'demon' and that he should wear pants.

Can... can anyone help me? I'm not sure how to handle this on my own...

[[ooc; Anyone who wants to encounter them, they're in a park in Goldenrod!]]

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[Video]

[knightoftimeout]

[Wait a second. Oh my god.]

You know about candy, right?

[Video]

[crouching_sin]

About what?

[Video]

[knightoftimeout]

[GASP.]

Alice, Alice go get him a...a ice cream, or something.

[Video]

[crouching_sin]

But he hasn't eaten dinner yet.

What are you talking about?

... Most restaurants won't serve you if you don't have a shirt on, Dave.

[Video]

[knightoftimeout]

[Dave flings his hands up in tiny child dramatics.]

Go putton a shirt and get food so you can have a ice cream, dude! You have to have a ice cream, it's so good.

[Video]

[crouching_sin]

Why?

[He wants to know. Answer his questions.]

[Video]

[knightoftimeout]

'Cause it's...it's cold and sweet and...and it's the only good thing anybody ever made out of milk. Besides cheese. Cheese is okay.

[Video]

[crouching_sin]

I don't like milk. It's warm.

[Video]

[knightoftimeout]

Nuh-uh, it's cold. I don't like milk either. But ice cream's awesome.

[Video]

[crouching_sin]

Why would milk be cold?

[Video]

[knightoftimeout]

'Cause it goes in the fidge...refidger...the...the refrigeridgerator.

...

It makes stuff cold.

[Video]

[crouching_sin]

I don't know what that is.

[Video]

[knightoftimeout]

It's a big box that you put food in and it makes it cold. And then you heat it up again by putting it in the mike...the mike-or-wave.

[Video]

[crouching_sin]

... That sounds like magic.

[Video]

[knightoftimeout]

Nuh-uh. It's elec...electric. But I guess they don't have that when you're from. You can look in your house, I bet you got one.

[Video]

[crouching_sin]

[He just looks skeptically at Dave.]

None of these things look like my home.

[Video]

[knightoftimeout]

I mean where you wokened up.

[Duh.]

Alice knows where it is. And you can get a shirt, too.

[Video]

[crouching_sin]

[He looks over at Alice, and she nods.]

I can help. That's what I'm here for.

[Video]

[knightoftimeout]

I got one too. But mine's a boy. They're good.

[Video]

[crouching_sin]

I thought angels didn't have genders.

Maybe not that you can see.

[She's going to need a very long nap after this.]

[Video]

[knightoftimeout]

Wart does. He's a boy. Wart, come say hi.

[Poor Wart looks exhausted when he peers into the camera.]

Hi.

[Video]

[crouching_sin]

[He peers at Wart, and then at Alice.]

Oh... that is different...

[Video]

[knightoftimeout]

He's like a knight, but Alice is more like...like a pretty lady. Do you know lots of girls?

[Video]

[crouching_sin]

... The only woman I know is my mother.

[Video]

[knightoftimeout]

...Is she nice?