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[crouching_sin]

"This is Naoya. Leave a message."

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From Honeyed Soul | Text

[killer_sweets]

[Sometime in the evening this message is sent]

[Video]

[crouching_sin]

[He will get an excited call back from a Banette.]

Ba! Banette!

[Really? Yay!]

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

[Killua's Mismagius, Wonka, will be taking over this call.]

Miss Missgamius~

[Yes, congratulations. Since my little trainer is occupied I'll go over your prizes. You'll be receiving a free dinner, a ribbon and your trainer gets some of that money stuff. ]

[Video]

[crouching_sin]

Oh! A ribbon! That's great! And a dinner, too... wow, I'm so lucky! Thank you!

[She twirls in place, holding on to her pillowcase. She's a little too big for it since she evolved.]

[terrible video]

[pinnedbangs]

[SUDDENLY DEDENNE ALL OVER THE VIDEO FEED. SUDDENLY BUTTON SMASHING AND WEIRD SOUNDS. SUDDENLY -]

Mickey? Where'd you put the gear? I gotta call Alphonse!

[SUDDENLY DEDENNE'S SMILING FACE. SUDDENLY DEDENNE PUSHING THE GEAR FURTHER AND FURTHER AWAY FROM ITSELF. SUDDEN TIPPING?? SUDDEN FALLING!!

If Rin had not been standing by the bookshelf, he would have avoided his terrible fate. Dedenne sat on top on the shelf, wearing a most devious grin. Rin looks up (too late), the camera's view becomes horribly lopsided and - hey look, it's Rin! Oh no, watch out -- BAM goes the gear! SPLAT, right on Rin's upturned face.

His shriek of pain could be heard for miles around.]

[Video]

[crouching_sin]

[... Uh. Naoya considers not responding, but considering this is one of his coworkers... he'll call back.]

... Rin? What happened?

[He can kind of guess, but still.]

[Video]

[pinnedbangs]

[...He's hesitant to turn on the camera for the gear but... what was the point of avoiding it anyway? It was going to take a while for the bruise to go away. The area around his left eye is already swollen and just beginning to change color.]

Mickey ... dropped the gear. On my face. [He is giving that little gerbil the stink eyes right now.]

[Video]

[crouching_sin]

... You should put ice on that. It's already swelling, but you can reduce it somewhat by treating it fast.

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[fourleafcleaver]

Hey, Naoya, right? It's Clover, with the baby shark dinosaur. You wouldn't happen to be missing a certain giant purple cobra thing, would you?

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[crouching_sin]

I am, actually. Did you find him?

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[fourleafcleaver]

He just sorta appeared more than I actually FOUND him but he's here! Safe and sound and letting Princess show her teeth off to him.

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[crouching_sin]

How did that even - never mind.

Where's 'here'?

Voice

[killer_sweets]

Hey Naoya, I need to ask you something. Call me back when you get this.

Voice

[crouching_sin]

[... Welp.]

Killua? What is it?

Voice

[killer_sweets]

You saw my announcement for the contest, right? Well I left out a few small details. Rise was the one that came up with idea and she said the staff should wear cute dresses.

Voice

[crouching_sin]

[He's quiet for a few long moments, and then he sighs.]

Fine. I'll find my own, though the other males on staff may have more of a problem with it. I mean, we could always pin them down and put them on, but I don't think that will end well.

Text; 8/5, after the wasabi incident

[soundmind]

Hello.

I'm contacting you today on behalf of a friend of mine that had an issue with one of Honeyed Soul's employees. Since you're one of the cooks, I felt it would be more appropriate to contact you in this than one of the owners.

Rin Okumura used wasabi in an inappropriate fashion and put it into a steamed bun, which he sent to my friend in the guise of a present. My friend is still recovering from consuming that, but neither of us feel like we can accept food from him again.

Thank you for your time.

--Maka Albarn

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[crouching_sin]

[... Oh. Oh no. It's difficult to restrain his grin at the message. It's a horrible prank, but this gives him an excuse to hassle Rin.]

[... He also shows it to Alice, who immediately stalks off to go find Rin.]

I have received your message and believe me, steps are being taken to ensure that it does not happen again. He will be reprimanded in the appropriate manner.

The next time that you are in Goldenrod, please stop by Honeyed Soul and ask for me. I'll make you something as compensation, at the very least.

- Naoya

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[soundmind]

Thank you, sir, we'll be sure to do that.

And don't feel like you have to go easy on Rin, he'd probably pull another food-related prank later down the line regardless.

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[crouching_sin]

I think my Gardevoir is already on it.

[Video]

[babel_hacker]

[Normally, after training, he'd get a treat for his Pokemon and head back to the place he's renting with Naoya. But after getting a Mareep following him, Atsuro just... flips on his PokeGear. He made sure it doesn't show the Mareep, yet.]

Hey, Naoya?

[Video]

[crouching_sin]

[Huh wha he's up he's up. He fell asleep in one of the back rooms at work, it's fine. It's a slow day, with the rain.]

[He blinks awake and answers the phone, staring into the feed.]

Hm?

[Video] 1/2

[babel_hacker]

[Atsuro is standing inside the Pokemon Center, taking the time to dry himself off. It might be raining, but he thought it'd be a good way to rain in this weather condition.]

I'm calling you just so you get a head's up.

[That sounds... ominous.]

[Video]

[babel_hacker]

A Mareep is following me.

[... Yeah.]

[Video] 1/idk

[crouching_sin]

[Hang on hang on he's not awake enough for this he -]